I came across a couple funny reviews of Disneyland attractions on Yelp in researching an upcoming trip, and thought, why not share them!
There are tons of hilarious reviews of classic Disney attractions on Yelp that just deserve to be shared with the world. If this gets popular enough we may even make it a series!
The reviews are shown unaltered except for removing references to names/ dates/ locations, not in Disneyland.
Indiana Jones Adventure
Ok so first of all, Pirates of the CarIBBEAN is like twice as old as Indiana Jones Adventure. Second it is a DARK RIDE. It is supposed to be in the dark. I have seen this ride with the lights on and let me tell you it's not as impressive.
Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage
I don't even know where to start with this one so I'm just going to leave it here with no context.
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
In all honesty a pretty good reaction to this ride. Honestly my reaction to the first time going on this ride as an adult.
Haunted Mansion
I think you're missing the point of the Haunted Mansion.
Autopia
I mean yeah. Its kind of weird to have a ride based on the future of highways a couple hundred yards away from, oh I don't know, an ACTUAL HIGHWAY? Seriously though why is this still here?
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